Hatebreed's Favorite Beers

If you have read my profile, then you'll know that I love to drink beer here's the top 5 beers in my opinion:

1. Heineken
2. Grolsh
3. Zubr
4. Kronenberg
5. Hoegaarden

Those are my favorite beer's, what are yours?



Your lord and master

~HATEBREED~

Filth is fitlthy

So while me and filth were wating for the computer lab to open up we went outside while it waz raining, filth decideds to look like an idiot as usual by doing something he calls "Slow motion walking" it's pretty much him walking in slow motion. Anyways while he was doing this, he slips and falls face first into the mud, and I stood there and laughed at him, it's too bad my camera's memery was full or else I would have got a video of this

~HATEBREED~

In Flames - A Sense of Purpose

The Swedish Metal Band In Flames has done it again! With there recent release of A Sense Of Purpose, they are kick up the bar for the next rising stars. On the album there is tons of addictive tunes that stick in your head, a key one being "Alias" this song is so addictive, you will sing it the next time you listen to it. Overall Inflames does not disappoint they said they would bring the metal... and they fuckin' brought it.

My personal favorite tracks on this album are disconnected, condemned and alias

If you dont have this album you should get off your ass and get it!

4 out of 5 stars

Arch Enemy - Rise of The Tyrant Review

One of Arch enemy's better albums. Fast and aggresive it's their second best album in my opinion, (Anthems of Rebelion being my favorite). The lyrics on this album focus alot on emotions. Angela Gossow told the band's website that:
“ I experimented quite a bit with doubling vocal lines on the last album, which I now feel kind of took personality and vocal attack away. So this time it's the classic, one-vocal-track, no-frills, no-effects approach. I put a lot of work and emotions into the lyrics, some of them actually made me cry, most of them made me very, very angry. They deal with the pain and losses we cause each other. To balance these gloomy themes out, we managed to write some lyrics in the vein of 'We Will Rise' — you know, fight songs! There is not only suffering and injustice in this world, but also hope, love and friendship.

Guitarist Michael Amott, described it as the ultimate arch enemy album.

My favorite tracks include: I will live again, The last Enemy, and The Day You Died.

I give this album four stars, for it's speed and aggresiveness. If you need an album to pump you up in the morning, this one is a good choice.

Bodom Facts

• Only 666 copies of the Blooddrunk 12 inch vinyls have been made
• Despite popular belief, Children Of Bodom NEVER recorded cover songs of Iron Maiden's "The Trooper" (actual cover by Sentenced) or Europe's "Final Countdown" (covered by Norther and Dispatched)
• Janne Warman who has been known to drink a whole bottle of Bacardi during a one hour show, had been taken off the stage by the security once during a show in Europe. The security thought he was some 'random idiot' playing the keyboards.
• After the release of Something Wild, Alexi Laiho attempted to commit suicide with sleeping pills. He spent a week in coma before being reanimated.
• In the original version of the album Something Wild, there is a hidden 8th track called "Bruno the Pig". It is just 11 seconds of silence.
• To become a member of the Children Of Bodom Hate Crew you need to stand on your head while the band pours alcohol into your mouth. If the alcohol comes out of your nose, you are initiated. Some members of tour mates Lamb Of God are certified members of the Children Of Bodom Hate Crew.

Where The Wild Things Are

2008 is a VERY good year for us metal heads. The Following are newly released albums or upcoming titles that you should most defiantly get .

• Lordi - Get Heavy Re-Release (May 13, 2008)
• Carcass - Necroticism – Descanting the Insalubrious Re-Release (May 27, 2008)
• Kataklysm - Prevail (May 27, 2008)
• Gorgoroth - Black Mass Krakow 2004 DVD (June 10, 2008)

You have to pick up at least one of those Cd's, if i missed any new releases or you just want to plug your favorite bands myspace...reply in comments !

!Filth!

BLOODDRUNK!!!!

Well I have my copy and so should all of you, if you call yourself a metal head. It's arguably the best album this year so far. It's just like Alexi said it would be, fast, heavy, and aggressive. My favorite tracks on the album are: Blooddrunk, Banned From Heaven, Tie My Rope, and One day you will cry. It's one of the bands best albums yet. That's why I'm helping filth buy it because, he's poor and his mom doesn't feed him, and he's too stupid to get a job, even at mcdicks. His review coming as soon as he listens to it.

I give this Album a solid 4 stars, I would rate it higher, but the DVD that came with it sucked, apart from that it was a good album.

~HATEBREED~

Dead Babies

If there is one kind of joke that always makes me laugh it's dead baby jokes, read them and you'll know what I mean. Some of these jokes inpired me and a friend to create B.A.P (Bloody abortions pizza) Jokes soon to come

~Hatebreed~

More money for Hatebreed

Well I had to fill out my fucking taxes, and it wasn't fun, but it was worth it. I found out that I'm going to be getting $365 as a tax refund preaty fucking sweet if you ask me, I could use that extra cash for gigantour, and for other things. Other than that nothing new for me, preaty boring weekend as usual, but oh well exicting things will happen soon. That is all.

Metal Fact:

The song "Touch Like Angel of Death" by Children of Bodom from their Something Wild album was the only song on the CD that truly had lyrics. The rest were all made up on the spot in Alexi's mind during the recording process.

Bored Updates

Whoa it's saturday ! I fucking hate sundays why cant it just be friday forever?

that would be SO much better than normal...anyways today i will be writing alot of stuff so stay tuned

ANYWAYS ! .....todays phobia is Astrapophobia...good luck

!FILTH!

God I hate preps

Alright Faggots time for another rant, recently i have been hearing people say the most stupid things ! At my school a really good example of this is when people (the dutch) say things like "that's greasy" or "if" , "um" and "but" like holy shit ! you can afford to buy your gay $100.00 holister shirts and shit like that....well maybe they should invest their money in some fucking speech lessons. HOLY FUCK ! That relates to my next topic i fucking hate preppy kids in their faggot clothes... i mean come on what the fuck? don't you have anything better to spend your money on that a shirt that says FCUK or HUGO BOSS or HOLLISTER SURF CO..? I think the people that create companies like that should be killed in the most painful and slow manner possible i think us metal heads should teach those faggots a lesson once and for all... well that pretty much sums it up so until next time....remember to

fight them preppy bitches,

!FILTH!

Fuck Mcdonalds customers

Well I hate to say it but I'm a mcslave, for all you people who are or have been one, you'll know why I'm ranting about the fucking customers I have to serve.
The customers I hate the most are the ones who bring there kids along, and to make matters worse, there kids want happy meals, and I fucking hate happy meals, if the kid didn't want a happy meal I wouldn't care, but when does that ever happen. Then after I give them there happy meal, they have to cry and complain about their stupid toy not being the one they wanted, and their parents have to yell at me till I give that kid a different one, and no matter how many times I tell them that we don't have any different toys they just keep bitching away, until I just walk away. God I hate them. But those aren't the only ones I hate I also hate the ones who can't speak English correctly, then they get mad at me for not understanding them. Not only do these customers not know how to talk right, they also don't know what the hell is on the menu board, so they sit there and try to figure out what they want. I had one of these immigrants come up to me while I'm on till, and this is their order "McDonald's fries please", I'm like okay what size they reply "seven", I'm like no no what SIZE do u want. God they're SO stupid, they can't even order some stupid fries. Last thing, they also wonder why I'm not nice enough to them, well if they weren't such dildo lickers to me I might be nice to them, I also take bribes. If a customer tips me I am very nice to them, I also do things alot faster, and more efficient, the few customers who have tipped me got there food fast, and it looked good too. So if customers weren't all a bunch of dildo lickers, I might be nicer to them. That is all.

~HATEBREED~

Fuck You Emo Bitches

If There is one thing I hate more than fat chicks its dumb faggot ass crybaby emo bitches( who look like girls but are actually faggoty guys ) Like Seriously I hope they all burn in hell they are idiots and need to buy clothes that they didnt steal from their 10 year old sisters drawers... like come on, do you guys think it looks good on you or somthing? I dont need to be walking down the street with my little brother then seeing a dumb ass emo faggots pencil dick crunched up in his sisters tight ass fucking jeans.....and its not like you can avoid these greasy motherfuckers either!I cant even go to the mall any more without seeing these 'flocks' of emo fags, as soon as you get away from one 10 more show up around the corner. They are worse than the black plauge, seriously also they think that if they wear metal band shirts they wont be called emo...geuss what faggots its not working, SERIOUSLY just stop saying your going to kill yourself and fucking do it already(if you dont I sure as hell will for you) You will make the world ALOT less gay and everyone will be happy,(because everyone knows that emo kids are the reason there is war, they join the army hoping to be killed) The only people who won't agree with this "emo holocost" would be the people that own ....the fucking makeup companies they make millions off you emo fags! I am from this moment on making it my duty to beat the shit out of any and all emo kids i see. This includes those fat 'scene' chicks that think they are hot..I am to emo faggots what hitler was to the jews...

HATING EMO KIDS 24.7

!Filth!

Gigantour Set List

Well Gigantour is right around the corner, and I'm fucking pumed for this show, if you don't know the bands playing at this show, well hear they are in the order that they will be playing:

1. High on Fire
2. Job For a Cowboy
3. Children of Bodom
4. In Flames
5. Meagadeth

I'm really stoked about seeing Bodom play, I've wated a long time to see Bodom live in concert, well now the wait is over, I also want to see In Flames and Megadeth. It's too bad that filth got grounded, and isn't alowed to go, that sucks, but I'm still going to get him some merch, cause I feel bad for him.

~Hatebreed~

Concerts

Damn It !

I want to go to the Tyranny And Bloodshred Concert its Arch Enemy, Dark Tranquillity, Divine Heresy, and Firewind....but, its sold out fuck, I hate ticketmaster.

!FILTH!

Hatebreed's Daily Blog

Hey fuckheads Hate here, I have one thing to say about this last week "Fuck Snow"!!!, it's almost May, and there is still snow on the ground and it's still cold outside. I may live in Canada, but come on this white shit should be gone by now, and it should be warm outside, but it isn't, oh well it should warm up soon. Other than that nothing new and exciting for me, but I'm sure cool things will happen, In the mean time I'll tell you some about some fucked up shit I did before, most of it will be from the list of shit me and filth did, so If I have nothing new to say I'll just do that instead. One thing I'm pumped for is that Gigantour is coming soon, I really want to see Bodom, play Blooddrunk! Well since my buddy filth is doing fear words of the day, I figured to do something similar, I'll be doing metal fact of the day, I'll try to include one in every blog, but I can't guarantee that I will. Well that's all for now but I'll be back with more.

Metal fact of the day: Angela Gossow, the lead singer of Arch Enemy, is a vegan

~Hatebreed~

Filth

hey you sons of bitches...filth here

and TGIF!!!

holy shit this week was hell on earth. In Total I got suspended , grounded and high....very productive week in my eyes.

Now im going to start somthing new. Everyday i will post a diffrent fear and you shit heads have to figure out what it is...when you do you recive mention in future blogs and a secret prize ...

Todays word is :

Chrematophobia Good luck fags !

Fuck you,

-!Durant Filth!-

Shit We Did Before

• Hung a ozzy flag from the rafters of the school
• Hatebreed 'celebrating' his birthday with a few too many beers....
• Microwaving random shit
• DT Fights
• Pissing off the librarian .... whos name by the way is AGNUS
• Blocking Exits with benches
• Lighting Fires at bus stops
• Filth on energy drinks
• Printing Off 100 pages saying IM WASTING INK AND KILLING TREES!!! lol
• Spray painting filth's eye 'by accident'
• Spray painting 'vegitarian pentagrams' on the rink
• Hatebreed taking vinegar shots at McDonald's
• Getting suspended for doing shit like playing with fly launchers, pushing kids into lockers, kicking lockers and saying fuck this locker, lighting party sparklers in the foyer!

Thats the kinda shit we do at this boring ass dutch school...

We are in need of more ideas let us know if you have some....

Rules

For The First Post Ill Be laying out the rules
1.) No Black People, Ever.....call me racist I don't care. Black People can't be metal
2.) Limit your hate mail. We Love a good laugh, so send 'em but dont flood our inbox's
3.) Hot Metal Chicks are ALWAYS welcome..... except no fat chicks.lol
4.) NO FAGGOT EMO METAL BANDS....examples include Atreyu, Bullet for my valentine and AFI....etc, etc.
5.) You MUST post a picture of yourself if you want to be considered as a member
now the last and final rule is
6.) No FUCKING RAP... its gay and no one likes it , get over yourself
IF YOU DONT LIKE METAL
GET THE FUCK OUT !!